Thursday, March 15, 2012

Census, lies and growing up Series: -DATELINE-

Here's a tip for parents.

If the U.S. census-taker ever calls at your home, don't let one ofyour kids answer the questions in your absence.

Several decades ago, I was at the punk-kid age where I thought mymom and stepdad were real dumb compared to moi.

The census-taker showed up at the front door.

Nobody was home but me.

The census-taker asked me the questions.

Some of my answers are still engraved in my mind.

That's because they caused me trouble later.

The census-taker asked how far my mother had gone in school.

I think I told him she got through seventh grade. Maybe.

The census-taker solemnly took note of that, then …

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